The friend says “Congratulations, is it a boy or a girl?” The philosopher says “yes”. I did a course in 19th century socialist thought but dropped out because of poor Marx.Ī philosopher tells a friend she’s recently had a baby. What do you get if you cross a philosopher with a godfather? An offer you can’t understand.Ī philosopher never sits down at work. Why are pacifists bad at jokes? They don’t believe in punchlines. My local pub lacks so much class it could be a Marxist utopia. It sits in the corner and reads Descartes. The librarian says, “It rings a bell, but I don’t know whether it’s there or not”īought a reflective jacket. How about with no milk?”Ī man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov’s dogs and Schrodinger’s cat. He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The waitress replies, “I’m sorry, Sir, but we’ve got no cream. Jean-Paul Sartre is in a cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He said, “I think not!”, and disappeared. Rene Descartes was in a restaurant when the waiter asked if he wanted another drink. Apparently Karl Marx’s toilet plays music when it flushes because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
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